Everything that you are about to read is true.
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Names, identifying features and characteristics have been changed to protect those involved and directly affected. The minutiae of everyday friendship and conversation has been removed and some content has been adapted for the sake of narrative flow.

That said, this content has been taken verbatim from my WhatsApp interchange with ‘Jen’ and ‘Jen’s’  blog, which has since been removed from the internet.
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All images and blog links are interactive.